Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Stupid Questions

In celebration of the start of the new school year, I aim to debunk the oft-repeated myth that there is no such thing as a stupid question. The teachers who perpetuate such falsehoods have clearly never been raft guides. These are just a small sampling of the questions guests have asked me in the last few months.

Are there alligators in the river?

Are there sharks in the river?

Is this saltwater or freshwater?

Are we going in a circle?

When do deer turn into elk?


As one of my guests said, these questions only make sense if you’re dumb.

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